A committee is a life form with six or more legs and no brain.
A dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion.
A kind of semi-Solomon, half-knowing everything, from the cedar to the hyssop.
Anywhere, anytime, I'd sacrifice the finest nuance for a laugh, the most elegant trope for a smile.
Creationists make it sound as though a "theory" is something you dreamt up after being drunk all night.
Education is the transmission of civilization.
Everything's got a moral, if only you can find it.
Formal courtesy between husband and wife is even more important than it is between strangers.
Handle it with care. It's only my heart.
Happy are those who dare courageously to defend what they love.
Help me, Cassius, or I sink!
I hate cameras. They are so much more sure than I am about everything.
I tell you Wellington is a bad general, the English are bad soldiers; we will settle this matter by lunch time.
I took a look around the office ... I walked out and closed the door behind me. I knew that I would not be back there again.
I wrote these verses, but another claimed the merit of them.
In union there is strength.
Love is like a beautiful flower which I may not touch, but whose fragrance makes the garden a place of delight just the same.
Most men love money and security more, and creation and construction less, as they get older.
No tyranny is so irksome as petty tyranny: the officious demands of policemen, government clerks, and electromechanical gadgets.
Nobody's troubles are Mickey Mouse.
Of all bores, the worst is the sparkling bore.
Some problems are so complex that you have to be highly intelligent and well informed just to be undecided about them.
The bravest sight in the world is to see a great man struggling against adversity.
The reconstruction program for the Negro must involve the introduction of the new social order – a democratic order in which human rights are recognized above property rights.
The world is moved along, not only by the mighty shoves of its heroes, but also by the aggregate of tiny pushes of each honest worker.
This administration is doing everything we can to end the stalemate in an efficient way. We're making the right decisions to bring the solution to an end.
We have just enough religion to make us hate, but not enough to make us love one another.
When a place gets crowded enough to require ID's, social collapse is not far away. It is time to go elsewhere. The best thing about space travel is that it made it possible to go elsewhere.
You have powers you never dreamed of. You can do things you never thought you could do. there are no limitations in what you can do except the limitations of your own mind.
